Pain in my ear is distant enough that I feel I can finally get a good night’s rest - immediately have a nightmare. Great.
Dear police office who just drove by blaring the siren,
There are literally zero cars on the road and it is 2:13 in the morning. There aren’t enough letters in the word “unnecessary” to describe just how unnecessary that was.
The ENTIRE FUCKING NEIGHBOURHOOD
If I worked at Target and heard someone drop something, I would just call out, “YOU MISSED”.
this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts….
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.
Man, I read that Sudafed can make you feel like you have a cold, but this is ridiculous.
I should stop trusting anything with the words “non drowsy”. It’s a filthy filthy lie.
Good morning, 9am. I haven’t missed you.
The pain in my ear is bad enough that I’m barely sleeping now. I’ll get to sleep for about ten or twenty minutes, then wake up in tears because the pain is so bad. I’m ready to take an ice pick to my ear and take care of this myself. Too bad we don’t have one.
Kendall’s mum is taking me to the pharmacy today to fill out the prescription for Sudafed that I got when I went to the hospital the other night. Until then, though, I’ll just take some more ibuprofen.
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE